“Due tomorrow? Do
tomorrow.”
The reality is that you will talk about having to work on
this essay all day, knowing it’s going to take a while to complete, but you
still won’t actually start it until 11:00 at night.
The reality is that these short-term cramming sessions will
help you get a good grade on that exam the next day. But in the long-term, you are very likely to
forget everything you have learned.
Yes, it’s inappropriate.
Yes, it shows a lack of respect for ourselves. Yes, it’s detrimental to our health. Yes, it reflects poorly on our generation. Yes, you will promise yourself that you will
never do it again.
And ultimately, yes, you will do it again. So, here are some tips to pull the
all-nighter effectively:
1.
Start
drinking your first large coffee at 9:00 P.M.
Finish it in under an hour and move on to the next one. Stop drinking coffee by about 1:00 A.M. You
can move on to water then. It takes the
edge off the caffeine crash for the next day.
2.
Make sure your assignment is something you can
type. All the caffeine in your body will
cause your hands to shake. Handwriting
becomes illegible. If you have to
highlight or underline things, use a ruler or a straightedge.
3.
Try to pull the all-nighter in a public space. A lot of people think isolating themselves
will minimize chances of distraction and help you get things done faster. But sometimes these little distractions
actually help. They break up the night
and make things less miserable. Plus, it’s
a little comforting to know that there are other people who are going through
the same thing as you are. Strength in
numbers. Solidarity.
4.
Go outside.
Sometimes that rush of fresh cold air will wake you up even more. Especially in the morning. Watching the sun rise is pretty
gratifying. This is also when you will
promise yourself to go to bed earlier, so that you can wake up early and see
this every day.
5.
Take a nap. If you have the amount of
self-discipline to be able to take an hour nap, then get up after and finish
whatever you need to get done, then do it!
And the most important thing of all: Have a little self-confidence. At the end of the day, I know I will get
everything done that I’ve set out to do.
Whether I’ve done this essay three days beforehand, or the night before,
I have the confidence to know that it will get done, no matter what. It won’t be late. I will get it in on time. And the quality of the work won’t be shoddy either. If you are going to do anything less, then ask yourself why you are
in college in the first place?