Thursday, October 17, 2013

Why English?

Since I have been a part of the English Department, we have had a document we call "Why English?". At first, it was a pamphlet that summarized the Major requirements and department events. It later became a little explanatory sheet about the department. Each year it is revised and changed, and even though I work on it, I have never felt that to me it really answered "Why English?" Why do we study English?

I never really considered this question until I became Junior Representative to the Chair. As Representative to the Chair, my main job is to represent students of Clark's English Department at the Majors and Minors Fair for undecided students and for accepted students which occur about four times a year. I just recently worked at the latest Majors and Minors Fair, now as Senior Representative, with Nicholas Porcella, the new Junior Representative and Chair Jay Elliott.

This Year's Majors and Minors Fair. Myself, Nick, and Professor Elliott
Being representative, I get asked this question a lot, especially by parents.

"Why study English?"

"What are you going to do with English?"

"What can you do with English?"

"How useful are your English classes?"

"Do you think it is wise to study English in this economy?"

The constant undertone is "Why English?" Don't we already know enough of English by college? Aren't there more effective degrees to have? What use is it to read books? How will this get my son or daughter a job? How will English get you a job? And respectfully and honestly, I try to answer the question for them and their child of "Why English?". Most of the time I answer that my English courses teach me the most and are the most applicable courses to the "real world". I can  say that although I am a management minor, I know my English skills are what have gotten me jobs, have gotten me internships, have gotten me noticed in courses outside the department, will carry me forward in my career. English classes have granted me the ability to communicate effectively, write efficiently and clearly, think critically and analytically. I have gained all of my most transferable skills by sitting in my English classes and learning the material they have for me. People believe that all you can do with English is teach, but it is a subject that lends itself to any profession you may want to have. Business? Certainly. Law? Undoubtedly! I cannot think of a better way to prepare yourself to work than to really learn how to synthesize information quickly, condense an idea to its most necessary components, and communicate it efficiently. (I have I said enough buzzwords yet? But seriously, I do honestly believe this.) I know that as I head towards a path of Student Affairs that I take with me a considerable talent and skill for writing and speaking that was developed by my time as a Clark English major.

While this answer is honest, it is probably not the most true reason for "Why English?", at least not for me. The real reason I chose English was my passion for it. English is art. Have you not been overwhelmed by the gorgeousness of a poem and its awe-inspiring imagery? Is there not a quote that speaks to your core being that you have lifted from the dog-eared pages of your favorite work? I believe that the written word is beautiful and should be accessible to all. I believe that by reading the stories of others, I can come to better understand difference and better understand sameness. I learn more about myself with every novel I pick up, every paper I write. There is something fundamental about the human condition that every piece of writing is attempting to tap into, something that is ineffable but that every writer strives to reach out and touch, to make an audience feel. By reading I feel closer to my true self, to humanity. I chose English because I feel that English matters, stories matter. The books people write will live on, be read for years to come because they matter. Why English? Because it matters. Because its beautiful. Because it is essential to my understanding of being human.

Monday, October 14, 2013

Chowder Fest is Coming

The Clark University English Department Chowder Fest is coming to Anderson House again this year.  This annual English Department event has been happening since at least 1999 and featuring guest speakers since 2002.  That year, Alex Abramovich, BA ', Irene Fogarty, MA '95, and Karina Holyoak Wood, MA '94, spoke to English Department majors, minors, and graduate students about the ways in which the English Department prepared them for their careers.

Every year the English Department serves up hearty soups and clam chowder as part of an evening discussion with distinguished alumni who once studied literature in our department.

Last year's speakers were Lana Cohen, BA '08, pursuing her MBA at MIT Sloan School of Management;
Genie Giaimo, BA '06, MA '07, a doctoral candidate at Northeastern University's English Department; and Jeffrey Siegel, BA '81, of United Wealth Management Group.

Chowder Fest this year will be held 

Wednesday, November 6, at 5:30 p.m. 

and will feature


Susan Munroe, BA '05, co-founder of Rios to Rivers and freelance writer from New Hampshire. Susan is  now based in southern Utah and has a great passion for travel and a love for wild places.



Karina Holyoak Wood, MA '94, Director for Tobacco Free Rhode Island, is an organizer, advocate, and communicaions professional in diverse public policy issue areas including open government, urban planning, education reform, gun control, and arms control and disarmament.

Be sure to stop by and join us for great conversation, soup and chowder.

Friday, October 11, 2013

English Department Capstone Blog

Hey everybody!

This semester the students of the English Department Capstone class are writing a blog!

Check it out!

Bubbler vs. Water Fountain: The Epic Battle of Dialects


So as I was scrolling through Buzzfeed instead of actually doing homework, I came upon this article about this article: “22 Maps That Show How Americans Speak English Totally Differently From Each Other”. This NC State student, Joshua Katz, created a dialect-demographic map of the US. Now, once in a while, I have a hard time understanding people because of accents or different words, etc. But I don’t think I’ve ever thought about these many words and phrases. The different maps show the pronunciation distribution across the United States. So I thought to myself that the Northeast U.S. has a pretty large array of different accents and phrases. Here are some words/phrases from the maps and also some that I came up with: 
(Disclaimer: I am not a linguistics expert. I am not a statistician. I'm just opinionated.)
-          Wicked vs. mad: My Boston friends make fun of me for saying “mad” too much. They tell me I sound like I’m from New York. But I’m from CT …
-          Sprinkles vs. Jimmies: Jimmies. The little chocolatey (or multi-colored ones if we’re getting fancy) goodies that you put on ice cream. When I think of sprinkles, I think of when its kind of raining but not really, not ice cream.
-          Bubbler vs. water fountain: I’ve never heard someone call a water fountain a “bubbler” until I moved to Massachusetts. Also, because I’m in Mass., it’s a “bubblah”.
-          Grinder vs. sub: Subs are made in Groton, CT. A grinder is a delicious concoction of some ridiculous amount of meat and vegetables on delicious toasted bread. Yum. A lot more delicious than a boat.
-        Hair tie vs. scrunchie: Scrunchies? Talk about 1994. Hair ties are what grown-up ladies where when it’s a bad hair day or we’re at the gym. Or trying out one of those new fancy braid and ponytail and bun combinations we see on Pinterest. Sure, there are still a couple of scrunchies floating around my room somewhere, but unless I’m going to a ‘90s themed party anytime soon, they are currently my cats' chew toys.
-          Tag sale vs. Yard Sale vs. Garage Sale: My boss and I seem to disagree on this account. I say tag sales are the best thing known to man. She says that yard sales are the best thing. But what is the difference? No idea. And garage sales are just awkward. Why would I go into a stranger’s garage? Sounds like the beginning of a horror story to me.
-        Blizzard vs. Nor’easter: Blizzards are terrifying anxiety-inducing snowstorms that make people not want to go outside for days; if they’re not from the North. Blizzards, slizzards. Blizzards equal snow days, snow angels, and snuggling up and watching your favorite Christmas movies. Nor’easters, on the other hand, are the evil step-sisters of blizzards. Nor’easter can be rain then sleet then freezing rain (WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SLEET AND FREEZING RAIN?) and then snow then hail. Yum. The best combination. Driving is always so.much.fun. I always used to get happy at the thought of snow, but that was before I had a car.
-          Liquor Store vs. Package Store: I feel like New Englanders are split on this one. I never knew why it was called a package store, but according to Wiki Answers, all purchases of alcohol have to be in a sealed container placed inside a bag or box. This law was enacted after the end of Prohibition.
 
And here is the complete survey of 122 maps: http://spark.rstudio.com/jkatz/SurveyMaps/